Apparently this is another thing I'm a day late and a buck short on. Who knew gummy bears were these spongy alcohol absorbing little mounds of joy?
Sales Clerk at Staples: Gummy Bears? Nice.
Me: Yeah! My friend was telling me about how you can soak them in Vodka...
Sales Clerk at Staples: Oh yeah, it's really good. You have to let them sit there for like a week to make sure they're fully absorbed, but be careful, they're pretty dangerous when you eat too many.
Me: Am I the last person to know about this?
Sales Clerk at Staples: You know... you can put vodka in Jello too?
Thanks. I was showed up by the Sales Clerk at Staples. Vodka Jello, I'll have to try that too.